We’re not quite sure what she is. Neither is she. But she’s pretty sure you’re late for your walk.
Meet your new supervisor NO DNA TEST. JUST VIBES (AND SPOTS).Some dogs have a pedigree.
Sylvia has a very compelling theory about what’s under the couch.
Possible Jack Russell energy. Definite “I can jump that” confidence. The obstacle has not been consulted.
Operating mode: full sendNo cattle? No problem. People, slippers, and that one suspicious chair all need a little direction.
Middle management materialA sprinkle of spots. Two independently operated ears. A face that says, “I have never been fed in my life.”
Results: inconclusive & cuteOur highly unqualified research team has crunched the numbers. Then Sylvia ate the paperwork.
Not a DNA test. Not even close.
Would another imaginary treat help us identify her breed? Only one way to find out.
VIRTUAL TREATS DISPENSED: 0Some unknown mix of Jack Russell Terrier and Cattle Dog is our best guess. Until further notice, her official breed is Sylvia.
She does. Specifically, where the treats live and which human is most likely to cave.
Absolutely. Any reports about missing socks are circumstantial and have been referred to her legal team.
Of course. Send a note to her human. Sylvia handles creative direction, not email.